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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna g…

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna g…

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"Opting for light beers – the ultimate hydration experience! 💦 Who needs a gym membership when you can do bathroom sprints all day? 🏃‍♂️😂 Stay hydrated, folks!"

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