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15 shares on Reddit this month:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

92 shares on Slack this month:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

69 shares on X this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

95 shares on X this month:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

49 shares on Messenger this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Just landed via Reddit:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Going viral on X:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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