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"Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"
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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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