Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at hom…

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at hom…

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.
  • Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.
  • Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
  • Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.
  • When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, bills, financial, getting, home, introvert, just, me, money, paid, responsibility, self-care, stay, stay in, worth on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Me driving at night: I hope this is the road! Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker light… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 396 this month

14,147 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,700 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress