Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at hom… Commentary:"Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth. Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date. Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price. Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs. When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.
