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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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"Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"



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