King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.