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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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