Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.