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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Taking DIY to a whole new level of efficiency ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bit, breakup, call, divorce, expense, expensive, humor, just, marriage, middle, relationship, skip, stress on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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