Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Employers love a good adventure story! 🧙♂️💼 Just make sure to leave out the part where you accidentally almost destroyed the world 😉🌋 #ResumeGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume. Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word. 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?
