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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help…

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help…

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"Employers love a good adventure story! 🧙‍♂️💼 Just make sure to leave out the part where you accidentally almost destroyed the world 😉🌋 #ResumeGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excuse, fantasy, gap, help, Hobbits, humor, interview, job, job interview, lie, Mordor, resume, ring, something, take, tell on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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