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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Just landed via Discord:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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