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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.