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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Playful quote about needing to praise artists directly, emphasizing humorous obsession with music.

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"Next step: adding 'song counselor' to my resume so I can congratulate artists on their masterpieces personally! 🎶☎️😂"

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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