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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.