Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.