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  • When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
  • Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.
  • I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.
  • You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
  • God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.