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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Just landed via Facebook:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Just shared via YouTube:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Making waves on X:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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Related Funny Quotes 🤝

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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