McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like we need a 'McFix-it' lane! 🍔🔄🥤 Related funny posts 😂 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news. I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.