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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot itโ€™s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Whatโ€™s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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"Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? ๐Ÿ™ˆ Because, you know, I'm quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of 'doing things' myself! ๐Ÿ˜„ Who needs smooth lines when you've got hobbies, am I right?"



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