Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion. The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious. If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out? The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.