Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"

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