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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Just landed via Messenger:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Just landed via Instagram:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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