My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent. Commentary:Joining the cult was mandatory, but I got a lifetime supply of purrs and catnip as a perk 😸✨🏡 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
