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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.