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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.