My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going. Commentary:I feel you, it's like I'm secretly auditioning for a slow-motion version of The Fast and the Furious 🚦🏎️⏳ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special. Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green. For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.
