Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.