No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever. My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.