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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.