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"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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55 shares on Threads this month:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Just shared via Threads:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Going bananas on Threads:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Breaking via YouTube:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Trending via TikTok:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Just shared via Instagram:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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