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Mar 28, 2026

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Witty text about praying before entering a gas station restroom door, humorous and playful.

Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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