Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.
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"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"

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