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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.