Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality" Related funny posts 😂 If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.