Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.