Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today. Commentary:Achievement unlocked: Navigating like a rockstar without muting the jam session! 🎶🚗✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women. My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that. Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.
