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Mar 30, 2026

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Witty text about opening up, comparing it to talking to a cop—humorous and playful.

Commentary:
"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"

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