Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent" Related funny posts 😂 Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you. The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar. On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves. It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”