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People always say, “Thereโ€™s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but Iโ€™ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Witty text about romantic frustration with a distant, commitment-phobic salmon.

Commentary:
I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚


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