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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.