People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! π₯π¨βπ³π³ Related Funny Quotes π€ People always ask me why thereβs a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I no longer dislike Mondays, Iβm mature nowβ¦ I dislike the whole week. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.