People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨🍳🍳 Related Funny Posts 🤝 People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
