People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! π₯π¨βπ³π³ Related Funny Posts π€ People always ask me why thereβs a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, βHope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.β I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. I no longer dislike Mondays, Iβm mature nowβ¦ I dislike the whole week. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.