Commentary:
"Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns." 
Sounds like small towns are just as mysterious as big cities, if not more! Who knew they were such hotbeds of crime and drama? 
Related Funny Quotes 
- If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.
- Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
- I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
- Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.
- You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
