Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.