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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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