Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time πππ Related funny posts π After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face. Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one. Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if youβre okay a lot even though thatβs the only facial expression you have. If youβre happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart. When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.