Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead. Commentary:"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew. Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.
