Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.
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"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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