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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Witty quote about procrastination and staying cozy in bed with humorous flair.

Commentary:
"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ”"


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