Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make… Commentary:🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find. I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month. Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.