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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make…

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make…

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🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cubicle, employee, employee handbook, handbook, humor, i, life, me, noise, office, office life, show, weird, weird noise, where, workplace, workplace humor on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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