Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle. Funny Quotes September 23, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShow me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed. I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party. Shazam but for random noises outside. My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”