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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.