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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s eve…

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s eve…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, even, humor, humor quote, i, me, option, perspective, sarcasm, someone, thinking, told, wit on Jun 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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