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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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Making waves on Facebook:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Breaking via Twitch:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Trending via Telegram:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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86 shares on WeChat this month:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

88 shares on Slack this month:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

45 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Live now on Telegram:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Making waves on Telegram:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Breaking via Instagram:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Going bananas on X:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Shared recently on Slack:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Trending via Reddit:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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