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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

90 shares on Reddit this month:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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