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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.