Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! πππ€£" Related Funny Quotes π€ My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist. Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed. If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that Iβll have something even worse to say back. I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something. Doggy style is out cat style is in. Itβs where I let you touch me until Iβm satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.