Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.