Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.