Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
  • A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.
  • I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
  • Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.
  • Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
  • Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.