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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.