Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.