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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Seen just now on Reddit:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Spotted on Threads:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Just shared via Twitch:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Making waves on Messenger:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Spotted on Telegram:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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80 shares on Snapchat this month:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

28 shares on Threads this month:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

20 shares on Slack this month:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

70 shares on Slack this month:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Making waves on Discord:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Shared recently on Discord:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Making waves on Telegram:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Spotted on Messenger:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Making waves on TikTok:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

I will never stop being a quitter!

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