Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.