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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Going viral on X:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Making waves on Slack:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Trending via Threads:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Making waves on Telegram:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Going viral on YouTube:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

3 weeks ago

Funny quote about workplace food trends, featuring a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

68 shares on X this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

69 shares on X this month:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Trending via Telegram:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Making waves on Discord:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Trending via Instagram:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

They should invent a day where it all works out.

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

In banana years, I am bread.

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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