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- Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.
- Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
- I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.
- A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
- We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.
