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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.