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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.