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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.