Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”