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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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