The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.