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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’